cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

(s-yake-deactivated20200113から)

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

• can be picked up
• perfect spooning
• good at hiding
• can ride mini ponies
• low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

• pants are too long
• not an arm rest
• cannot reach
• cannot reach
• cannot reach

(元記事： dicklover3000 (darmani-remade-blogから))

fob-ulous:

fuck fuck i want to be in a band so bad i want to jump around on stage and go on a tour and inspire kids to form their own bands and mess around during interviews and just have fun doing band stuff but i cANt because i dont know how to play any instruments because im a piece of sHIT

(元記事： dogdownloader (cyberpaganから))

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

*gets 0 on the test*

(kankrivantizzleから)